The stolen bike

Sir, this is the third time we have caught you taking off on unlocked bikes on the street. Even if the owner is not here, it does not give you permission to use it in their stead. Since the bike is not damaged and you admit it, we will let you off the hook with a warning. I mean, why would you wash and polish the bike that, past midnight,  you had grabbed and non-chalantly driven off the security camera angle. The owner said you pumped up the tires the next morning, why would you do that?

Eww Eww.

Please blow into the machine for at least five seconds, otherwise, the alcohol detection will not be reliable enough. I said you should blow into it and not suck on it. No, don’t touch it, just lean forward. Sir, step away from your bike right now, stop, hey!, we will take you to a doctor to have the alcoholisation level in your bloodstream tested. And I would like to inform you that in case of a positive result, we will have to revoke your driver’s license altogether, which you will only be allowed to use again once you have completed a psychological evaluation and attended a five-series workshop on alcohol while driving. Do you understand what I am saying?

Aahhhhhhrrraa.

It seems that one or the other gentlemen does not see it necessary to stay awake during the training. The breath reaches me even if the distance between us is four seat rows. I won’t have any other choice than to reject your attendance of today’s class. If you insist on completing your lessons, you can attend next weeks round. If you violate the rules, it will be the last time.

Lhhhkhhhkhh.