Mir stellt Claude mittlerweile schon so gute Fragen, dass ich mich oft wundere, ob ich nicht selbst schon verblödete. Daher bleibt uns nur Zwei: Entweder die KI übernimmt Wir ändern unsere Logik (besser wär „Ramenbedingung“ - wird später wichtig werden!) Verblödet, weil ich wirklich glaube, dass uns das Gerät die Sprache genommen hat. Wenn es bei uns mal finster wird, dann würd ich gerne sehen, wie lange wir es mit unseren Mitmenschen und Niveau an Kommunikation aushalten. Di

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I have been thinking. It‘s not that I don’t want to write, it’s just a bit boring to not put more honesty into my priorities for writing. Boasting isn’t what you are planning to do, either? Since my promotion has significantly increased the amount of focus I chose to divulge in, and my other agitations in life are just going WELL, I have to get super duper uncomfortable with the sheer inescapability of me reaping the benefits of taking myself accountable for such a long time

EUROPE I CUSSING LOVE YOU Allen Menschen recht getan, ist eine Kunst, die niemand kann. Allen Menschen da draußen mag es möglicherweise nicht bewusst sein; wir befinden uns, jedoch, in einer sehr spannenden Phase für Europa. Heute durfte ich endlich ‘nein’ sagen. Nein zu der reidigen Exploitierung meiner Privatsphäre, meines Gedankenguts, meines Selbst. Vielen, vielen Dank an alle, die sich wohlverdient diesen Sieg für das Gute in uns erkämpft haben, damit ich meine Ruhe habe

This one will be chill I promise. I can’t hear anything, is it playing already? Try not to balk at the thought of it. What’s that supposed to mean. I said enough already, may I ask a question instead? My nodding is the indication of a yes, go ahead. Is it wise to care about time? I guess so. Alright… And letting go is what happened; the breaks of the vehicle loosened, and her gaze faded into oblivion. The pitch of darkness torn by nearby residential complexes made the departu

“It all makes sense now. I mean it.” Lila exclaimed, her eyes staring into the clouds below the distant, blue sky above us. Albeit unconscious, she managed to maintain an esthetic and composure that I had to be sharper than a knife for. I blame the government, not her. We aren’t asking for world peace, just common sense. Someone didn’t do his job. Why is she to blame, then? I was lucky enough to hold her; although had her neighbor Tierré not helped lay her into the shade of t

So, anyways, I was saying. The train sped up, slowed, and came to a stop. You mean at the station? It was about a hundred meters away, the sign - on the underground wall across from the window I was sitting next to - said so. What? I saw a sign. About object permanence? No, idiot, a “100m ->” sign. The doors opened and everyone started panicking and running towards the exit. Turns out the train was malfunctioning, and they expected me to stay inside the train carriage until t

Your iPhone Isn't Listening — But Does That Actually Matter? The idea that your phone is secretly listening to your conversations is one of the most persistent tech myths around. And to be fair, it's also one of the most understandable. You mention needing new running shoes over dinner, open Instagram twenty minutes later, and there they are — Nike ads, right on cue. The standard rebuttal goes something like this: your phone isn't listening. Advertisers are just really good a

Vergiss die Zeit nicht! What does that mean? How the hell would I know, I don’t speak russian! Why would a deer have last words after being hit by a truck? You do understand that this is way above our pay grade. I’ve heard of those, it’s got something to do with the 7G networks storing data in their brains for safer storage. You need to take a chill pill. You don’t get to tell me what to do. Can’t we agree that this is straight up weird? Of course it is, stupid. Why do you ke

„I rant a lot, I know. How else would I understand what bothers me about my day? There is a fine line, however, between constructively criticizing and blatantly complaining. ChatGPT, the concept I complain so much about, is really, really cool. What I am missing is an ExplainMeGPT, should be easy to create, with a single prompt: ‚Explain whatever was said in the language I understand, do so assuming absolute innocence.‘ That would be hella funny. „ „You’re pissing me off“ „Wh

In der Zukunft zu leben, ohne sich im Moment zu verlieren oder zurückzuschauen, den Tunnel zu verlassen und sich ins Weite zu trauen. Die Stille im Auge des Sturms zu genießen, soll das Umfeld herumschleudern und fliegen, solange ich mit dabei und zusehen darf. Wann hat man etwas erlebt, außer es nimmt ein Teil von dir, ein Geschenk oder eine Last? Vergeht die Zeit wenn man sie aufnimmt, schwindet die Kraft wenn man sie ausübt, verliert man wenn man probiert? Sehe ich richti

wthelly Wth What the helly? What? That’s not wind, it’s gust. My scarf blew and I froze off. I slipped and almost fell. Here to wake me in the morning. Faring me well on my walk home at night. Remind me again. Have I felt you before? With you? I am not familiar. BOUNCE BOUNCE Shake it off. BOUNCE BOUNCE Across the ledge! BOUNCE BOUNCE A ballpark of blue and red. BOUNCE BOUNCE Shake it off. BOUNCE BOUNCE SHAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF SHAKE IT...

The day-to-day guarantees we take for granted – be it as regulated as the commute to work – are built on an infinite amount of energy. Life, rather. I wonder how difficult one of a millionaire dare be, may I live to see the day where I meet some, for just a quick peek, to confirm what I will never know unless I see it for myself. I am all for arresting criminals, but hey, we are in 2025, what kind of criminality is more pressing today? Is this guy bothering you, mam? Well

Untying the type of emotional knot we are experiencing with today’s patient will require strategically placed visions to the eye periphery preceded by a reduction in sensory stimulations to increase the probability of recognition. We will start with a word, then an image, and allude it to the physical – what already existed. The training data shows that, wait, what is this, Jamie? I am sorry, mam, there seems to be a problem? You were instructed to conduct simulations; you re

Ich hatte vor einigen Wochen das Vergnügen, Akin’s Traum, die Burgtheater Vorführung von Akın Emanuel Şipal, mittig in der rechten Paterre am Parkett sitzend genießen zu dürfen. Siehe: https://www.burgtheater.at/produktionen/akins-traum . Begleiten tut uns das Schauspiel Köln in eine Reise durch das Osmanische Reich, beginnend mit Osman dem Ersten, jenen, den eines Nachts ein Traum mit einer sich wie ein gigantischer Baum über Grenzen streckenden und um die im Schatten bade

Ziiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeh Zieh. Noch ein Stück nach oben. Stopp! Das ist doch bei weitem nicht fest genug, wie soll das bitte der Spannung Stand halten? Kling dich vorne ein, dann ist der Klang umso schöner, und das Knistern wird sich in einen in alle Richtungen verbreitenden Knall bauschen. Nicht in die Mitte, sondern an die Grenze, am Rand ist es mir am liebsten, das kann aber von einer Person zur anderen unterschiedlich sein… Ich würds lieber fest halten und es dann durch meine

Becoming an adult is like studying law. Oh, dear. Just step out of your own head for a second, please. We move on! I know my way. You have never even been along this road before, have you? The sun is setting west, right? The guy passing us before said we should head east for another hour. Hasn’t it been two already? My leg keeps cramping; I am tired. I will go for a smoke, it’s probably around eight already and I still haven’t had one yet. As long as it keeps you going. Your

2025 was great. I wrote a bunch and explored everything that I set out to. Nonetheless, it has come to my attention that my writing is nowhere near where I would want it to be, which is totally fine but going beyond anything that I am used to already will be a bit difficult without my own tool shed. Therefore, the weekly intervals remain as they are, and we will see during 2026 whether any specific ideas come up. Three stories - “mental retardation”, “Larry David in New York