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if I could go back in time

You made it! finally, where were you? It took me forever to get here, I can‘t imagine the whole city evacuating in such short time. How long will you be staying? Another night at least; are you injured? No. Great, walk with me. There isn‘t a soul around, we set up base in a tavern not far from here. Have some water while we get there. Out of the four provinces I scouted around, the situation in Rahnag is most dire. The few citizens I met were farmers from poorer regions that

Kick kick kick

I sometimes dream of a really big painting that is finished except for the lower left corner. And now figure I am jogging down the street (it‘s totally fine to do your monthly four-mile run along the widest pedestrian-friendly side-walk you can find, don‘t let pedantic freaks tell you over what you should be tripping twice a minute, to kick pills three days later to not ease the pain in your joint but rather the headache you got from listening to stupid-ass advice from street

this is me when im drunk

does life have meaning is it my eyes that open in the morning or my lids that close them shut at night being allowed to live in itself a privilege the blind, the deaf, the mute do they experience more or less? should we see, hear, talk? would you like to see cruel things listen to awful noises and talk on top of it all? If I had never seen it, would I have experienced it? I heard you say It made me feel I see you play It makes me feel Kind of angry Very agitated Definitely up

Community Service für Politikerende

Uns Jungen wird so oft unterstellt, dass wir faul sind und uns nicht für unseren Staat scheren. Da denk ich mir oft: Politikerende verdienen zehn, zwanzig, oder mehr, Tausende an Euros im Monat, da muss es doch ein Bemühen geben, zu messen, welche Auswirkung die Leistung unserer zurückgeblieben Führenden in Wirklichkeit hat. Wenn ich in einer Führungsrolle bin in der Industrie, ist mein Austausch mit meinen Mitarbeitenden oft relativ zu dem Einkommen, das ich rechtfertigen mu

an abomination

I am repeating now, I want to be concise. Moving my fingers, The pressing stops but my thinking won‘t end. How do I go about it? Silenced from neck up. Tears, eyes shut. Laughter, lips splayed out. How do I go about it? Is it enough Will I ever know You killed him I brought him back to life You tore his flesh His skin did not decide To rip it off or stick it on again I can‘t walk but will beat you up instead An abomination Where you cease to exist An abomination Where you cea

i didnt ask

hold that thought, one sec think about it a bit more, 2 sex three three three spree spree spree im so alive, i wish that you knew vomit out loud my father goes on my nerves he thinks we are in an adventure everytime we meet i think are you growing old or do you just have alzheimers? i play old songs he says he likes this and that and i think just shut the fuck off dude i didnt ask

Das Netflix Monopol

Netflix ist ein super Beispiel eines Monopols, das jungen Leuten das Leben raubt. Die Anzahl an Usern, die sich mit durchschnittlicher Qualität zufrieden geben müssen - nur meine Vermutung btw - weil die Geschäftsführung lieber ihr Geld in Wege investiert, um soviel von dir zu lernen wie möglich. Ein digitaler Klon, der dir das Mindeste gibt, nicht das Beste. would someone help me sue netflix pls It sounds crazy, but I do feel discriminated against. There isn‘t much I want to

Wer fragt, der führt (aber KI style)

Mir stellt Claude mittlerweile schon so gute Fragen, dass ich mich oft wundere, ob ich nicht selbst schon verblödete. Daher bleibt uns nur Zwei: Entweder die KI übernimmt Wir ändern unsere Logik (besser wär „Ramenbedingung“ - wird später wichtig werden!) Verblödet, weil ich wirklich glaube, dass uns das Gerät die Sprache genommen hat. Wenn es bei uns mal finster wird, dann würd ich gerne sehen, wie lange wir es mit unseren Mitmenschen und Niveau an Kommunikation aushalten. Di

Raupen und Spinnen

Liebe Raupe, mit größtem Beileid will ich mich entschuldigen bei dir, dass ich dich in meinen Haaren nicht sah, und du beim Zähneputzen direkt in das fließende Wasser runtergespült wurdest. Wie du es auf meine Augenhöhe schafftest, weiß ich nicht. Ob du dieselbe von vorhin warst, oder eine andere, trotzdem, sorry. Mögest du in Frieden ertrunken sein; dein Retter in Not. An die Spinne, die es sich beim Lesen auf meinen Fingerknöcheln gemütlich machte: man fängt nicht an, ein N

Das Zeit und Space Kontinuum

Rauchen ist ungesund Stress tötet Trotzdem sind sie schlecht Hast schon mal auf die Packerl gschaut, schaut der unglücklich aus? Schau du mal lieber auf des! Ravioli? Avioli! Camembert?! Ich hab keine Zeit für sowas. Nicht wennst so weiter rauchst Willst eine? Ja schon.

A court threesome

I wish I studied linguistics To tell you what is worth most About about about The difference between retarted and retarding That maths has made it possible to be rude Platon, Einstein, My name is JEEEFF Hui Hui Pfui Pfui Get off my dick you prick Pew Pew Pew Your tiny violin New new new Soon you will end And I will stay with me MYSELF AND I A court threesome

I have been thinking

I have been thinking. It‘s not that I don’t want to write, it’s just a bit boring to not put more honesty into my priorities for writing. Boasting isn’t what you are planning to do, either? Since my promotion has significantly increased the amount of focus I chose to divulge in, and my other agitations in life are just going WELL, I have to get super duper uncomfortable with the sheer inescapability of me reaping the benefits of taking myself accountable for such a long time

Europe I fucking love you

EUROPE I CUSSING LOVE YOU Allen Menschen recht getan, ist eine Kunst, die niemand kann. Allen Menschen da draußen mag es möglicherweise nicht bewusst sein; wir befinden uns, jedoch, in einer sehr spannenden Phase für Europa. Heute durfte ich endlich ‘nein’ sagen. Nein zu der reidigen Exploitierung meiner Privatsphäre, meines Gedankenguts, meines Selbst. Vielen, vielen Dank an alle, die sich wohlverdient diesen Sieg für das Gute in uns erkämpft haben, damit ich meine Ruhe habe

This one will be chill I promise

This one will be chill I promise. I can’t hear anything, is it playing already? Try not to balk at the thought of it. What’s that supposed to mean. I said enough already, may I ask a question instead? My nodding is the indication of a yes, go ahead. Is it wise to care about time? I guess so. Alright… And letting go is what happened; the breaks of the vehicle loosened, and her gaze faded into oblivion. The pitch of darkness torn by nearby residential complexes made the departu

It all makes sense now

“It all makes sense now. I mean it.” Lila exclaimed, her eyes staring into the clouds below the distant, blue sky above us. Albeit unconscious, she managed to maintain an esthetic and composure that I had to be sharper than a knife for. I blame the government, not her. We aren’t asking for world peace, just common sense. Someone didn’t do his job. Why is she to blame, then? I was lucky enough to hold her; although had her neighbor Tierré not helped lay her into the shade of t

So anyways I was saying

So, anyways, I was saying. The train sped up, slowed, and came to a stop. You mean at the station? It was about a hundred meters away, the sign - on the underground wall across from the window I was sitting next to - said so. What? I saw a sign. About object permanence? No, idiot, a “100m ->” sign. The doors opened and everyone started panicking and running towards the exit. Turns out the train was malfunctioning, and they expected me to stay inside the train carriage until t

Phones are mid

Your iPhone Isn't Listening — But Does That Actually Matter? The idea that your phone is secretly listening to your conversations is one of the most persistent tech myths around. And to be fair, it's also one of the most understandable. You mention needing new running shoes over dinner, open Instagram twenty minutes later, and there they are — Nike ads, right on cue. The standard rebuttal goes something like this: your phone isn't listening. Advertisers are just really good a

Vergiss die Zeit nicht

Vergiss die Zeit nicht! What does that mean? How the hell would I know, I don’t speak russian! Why would a deer have last words after being hit by a truck? You do understand that this is way above our pay grade. I’ve heard of those, it’s got something to do with the 7G networks storing data in their brains for safer storage. You need to take a chill pill. You don’t get to tell me what to do. Can’t we agree that this is straight up weird? Of course it is, stupid. Why do you ke

Allright allright ill tell you

„I rant a lot, I know. How else would I understand what bothers me about my day? There is a fine line, however, between constructively criticizing and blatantly complaining. ChatGPT, the concept I complain so much about, is really, really cool. What I am missing is an ExplainMeGPT, should be easy to create, with a single prompt: ‚Explain whatever was said in the language I understand, do so assuming absolute innocence.‘ That would be hella funny. „ „You’re pissing me off“ „Wh

In der Zukunft zu leben

In der Zukunft zu leben, ohne sich im Moment zu verlieren oder zurückzuschauen, den Tunnel zu verlassen und sich ins Weite zu trauen. Die Stille im Auge des Sturms zu genießen, soll das Umfeld herumschleudern und fliegen, solange ich mit dabei und zusehen darf. Wann hat man etwas erlebt, außer es nimmt ein Teil von dir, ein Geschenk oder eine Last? Vergeht die Zeit wenn man sie aufnimmt, schwindet die Kraft wenn man sie ausübt, verliert man wenn man probiert? Sehe ich richti

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