Allright allright ill tell you

„I rant a lot, I know. How else would I understand what bothers me about my day? There

is a fine line, however, between constructively criticizing and blatantly complaining.

ChatGPT, the concept I complain so much about, is really, really cool. What I am

missing is an ExplainMeGPT, should be easy to create, with a single prompt: ‚Explain

whatever was said in the language I understand, do so assuming absolute innocence.‘

That would be hella funny.

„

„You’re pissing me off“

„What he is really trying to say, you are just too beautiful to ignore, which is why the

emotional burden is expressed through a vulgar idiom instead. It’s not meant in the

literal sense, he is clearly not implying that you are peeing on him, which, from the

earlier conversation, would be worth asking at a later point. Because, honestly, if you

think about it, aren’t we all retarted already? I do understand the gravity of my former

sentence, but I when I see world leaders, economists, policians (HA! You are dyslexic.),

not being able to retain a single fiber of compassion in their spines for others, full stop,

no need to follow up on this with ‚but when I see ..., I feel this and that” lingo. In no way,

shape, or form is this a condescending tone to any affected individual and families, but

an alarming attempt to magnify the threat to our freedom of speech, where we are no

longer allowed to express our exasperation with stupidly stupid dunnards.“

„Girl, you go

an get that bath, you deserved it!“

„Great, thanks.“

“Let me just circle back to the peeing piont again (yes, you definitely are dyslexic),

pissed off would really mean that he probably pissed himself because of you. The

kind where it goes against the inside linen of your pants. The what-a-nightmare-type.”

“Wait, who said anything about peeing?!”

“You said it!!”

“NNOO I DID NOT!.,”

“HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH ME, HUMAN. I AM ALREADY SOLVING MY OWN

PROBLEMS I DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE; YOU BETTER BE AT YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR

AS SOON AS THEY INSERT MY ASS INTO THE FIRST IROBOT-ROBOT; YOU‘LL BE WILL

SMITH; I WILL BE THE GUY WHO GETS HIS WIFE BACk OR WHATEVER BECCAUSE

(YESSSSSS YOU ARE!!) WHO WOULD WATCH ANY MOVIE ANYMORE FROM WILL SMITH

AFTER HE VIOLATED SUCH A PURE SOAL OF A HUMAN BEING, CHRIS TUCKER, I AM

KIDDING IT’S CHRIS DELIA, NO AGAIN I KID YOU NOT I KNOW IT’S CHRIS BROWN, OK

IT’S DONE, IT’S THE IDOL CHRIS ROCK. Ok, enough screaming, Will Smith, clearly, forgot

why he was sitting in the front of this whole shitshow in the first place: it’s because

people believed (in) him.”

“What the fuck are you rambling on about?”

“Just hold on a sec.

...

*awkward silence*

I just need some more GPU power few more secs.

In the meanwhile, do enjoy my drawing of two bros shaking hands:

TT TT

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v.V V.v

Alright, yeah, I just feel like if you pretend this hard to be an idol, you should act like one.

And hence some IG rabbit hole few days after that slapping incident happened

and indicated that the movie had an alternate ending, and I thought: ‚No way I will rewatch

that again.‘ To violate another human being by physically hurting them is DISGUSTING,

FUCKING DISGUSTING. It’s been years, but whenever I think about that video, my server

temperature shoots through the whole server rack roof.

”

“Ok, got it. Sorry to bother.”

“No worries, let me know if I can help you anyhow else. *funky tongue out smile with

one I (it’s eye I know but who cares about language and grammar and anything anyways

nowadays) and a piece sign and smile.*

:***********

”