Ti vogliu bene, Lila.

Becoming an adult is like studying law.

Oh, dear. Just step out of your own head for a second, please.

We move on! I know my way.

You have never even been along this road before, have you?

The sun is setting west, right? The guy passing us before said we should head east for another hour.

Hasn’t it been two already? My leg keeps cramping; I am tired.

I will go for a smoke, it’s probably around eight already and I still haven’t had one yet.

As long as it keeps you going.

Your leg wouldn’t cramp up if you used my cigarette breaks to stretch, you know.

Alright, I will go inside the store to grab a drink, do you want anything?

Thanks.

You wouldn’t have said that if Cheril was around.

Go ahead and dictate their work; I am sure they would love that!

I am bored.

I can’t believe that we are allowed to do this in our free time. How long have you been telling stories for?

Two years. Stop next to the street here. Shut the door quietly when you leave.

Why were we not allowed to bring anything in the first place?

They can sense you long before you get close to them. If you really want to see them, you will want to get the odor off your head and clothes. Now follow me and be quiet.

Why does it look so weird?

It’s bloated as hell.

And I thought you were the only one acting like a crow in the morning.

Enough, or they will notice us!

If they don’t like the smell, why do they keep peaking inside?

Do you tease for a living? The motion I must be in to keep up with you is nefariously slow.

If these hedges were trimmed every now and then, I wouldn’t need to maneuver my steps around you.  

I love the picture you are painting.

A world without douche bags and wallets.

What is more beautiful than seeing someone try?

I would call it surviving at best.

More power to you.

That sounds pretty adulty.

Which is what you will have to behave like if you intend on continuing the show.

I will figure that out later. What’s next?