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Untying a knot

Autorenbild: Lilac Lila
Lilac Lila
20. Jan.
2 Min. Lesezeit

Untying the type of emotional knot we are experiencing with today’s patient will require strategically placed visions to the eye periphery preceded by a reduction in sensory stimulations to increase the probability of recognition. We will start with a word, then an image, and allude it to the physical – what already existed. The training data shows that, wait, what is this, Jamie?


I am sorry, mam, there seems to be a problem?


You were instructed to conduct simulations; you reduced your submission to “They just start feeling better” - what scientific literature did you base this on – Netflix?


We ran simulations to see which instructions lead to state-of-the-art results, and concluded that explaining the symptoms in plain English significantly improved recognition and cut the occurrence of observance in half.


Did the symptom backtracking succeed in the end?


No. We are able to partially re-construct mind webs, the intrusive thought patterns are disrupting the process, nonetheless. We will have to strengthen the cognitive membranes holding the web and re-do tests next week.


Which gives us five working days to heal the patient, or we will need to provide a refund – I will make sure to take it off your paycheck.


We couldn’t have anticipated that it could weaken the memory links among nodes so drastically that four out of every five attempts at synapsis-docking failed – two to three orders of magnitude higher than the average person.


Fuel him up with more dopamine! Since when did our agents loose the ability to handle, let me see for myself, yes, a mere 8303 data points.


We tried adding data points from other memories, but the low adhesiveness impedes our work. Finding a suitable candidate could take months, even years.

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