I know THE Lightning McQueen

I happen to have the most organized wife on this planet. You think we work for forty and study twenty hours a week while maintaining a healthy lifestyle full of workouts and sport events that are only possible because we cook our own food since otherwise we wouldn’t have the energy to go on thirty-two vacations spread across the year’s holidays, do we? „Babe, do you have plans on October 12th next year?“, she asks. What am I supposed to respond to that, should I check my calendar first? „I booked a six week long skiing trip in Sweden that takes you throw the Hollows of Fjörngebur but since we have exams in November and January and project deliveries by March it would simply make more sense that we split the trip into sixteen individual weekends with bridge-days on Thursdays so we save one holiday per weekend in the next three to four years and could use those in exam season… mmhhh… so yeah I did the bookings on Booking.com already you just have to wire me thirteenthousandsixhundredandfive Euros onto our shared banking account and no worries I am covering the costs so considering the fact that I really don’t need that money straight away, you could just transfer it to me monthly to save for that Japan trip I have planned for our tenth anniversy in two years for which I have already ordered you a new suite and AS LUCKY AS I AM I COULDN’T find any clothes appropriate for the occasion so I went to Paris last weekend with Marla to shop for a new bag and YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHOM I HAVE MET there… You know Mark from Marketing? His sister’s cousin is Ashley’s mother’s mechanic! He had told me they have a shoot in May seventeen months ago, so I used the chance to accompany Rachel and shop a bit for myself.“. Who is Mark? Rachel? Never heard of them before. Ashley is the colleague at work I guess, the one she invited to their girls-only book club at work which she launched after she heard that we have one at work as well so she went off to create one in and out of work.