Thy doings shall be considered an offence

1. Old people taking too long in grocery stores

2. Loud babies and children on planes

Regarding point one, I propose additional security at every grocery store that frisk the eldery for coins; no card payment, no entry. You talk too much to the cashier, too long to pack your things? You get escorted out of the store.

For point two, it would require a redefinition of what we consider „baggage“. If we were to classify loud minions as additional travel baggage, we could store them together wirh everyone’s luggage in the designated storage compartment of the plane.

Anyways, thanks for reading. I pierced my ear yesterday, 2nd of July 2025, for the first time in my life. I went for an industrial, and I love it so much. I don’t have the bar yet since the two piercings need time to heal before I connect them. I knew I was in good hands when the piercer, Nella, said she likes to stab people for money – I kind of envy her for that.