My table is round and can extend into a six-people sized surface if necessary. It’s only job is to look aesthetic, stand there, and act...

Hi, i have to do night shifts at work. I‘m tired so no post today. If you‘re reading this by next week, I‘ll buy you a drink.

Der Herr Glattauer hat mir mit seinen Werken auch trotz meinem in wenigen Tagen vollendeten 26 Lebensjahr schon viel Freude bereitet....

I happen to have the most organized wife on this planet. You think we work for forty and study twenty hours a week while maintaining a...

Everyone’s unique, right? We all have interests in certain music, sport, and cultivate relationships with people that other’s wouldn’t...

Old people taking too long in grocery stores Loud babies and children on planes Regarding point one, I propose additional security at...

Die Menschheit ist sich seit Jahrtausenden einig, dass es Gesetze sind, die ein harmonisches Miteinander garantieren; dass es einen Staat...

Wos warad, wenn wir uns ned immer so ernst nemma würdn. Der wird des denga, sie des moana, de ondan wern mi ned versteh. Jo mei. Um so vü...

Heute hat ich des Vergnügen, dem Herrn Glattauer einen Meter am Barhocker lehnend gegenüber mir sitzen zu haben und  Zeit mit uns zu teilen, um selbst für eine himmlische Stunde aus seinem neuesten Werk „In einem Zug“ mit Frau Petra Hartlieb zu lesen. Dann war er auch noch lieb genug, sich nach den vielen achtsamen Autographen (schreibt man des so?) mir auf die Schulter zu klopfen und sich zu uns zu setzen, um mir die Frage zu beantworten, die ich bei meiner Buchsignatur („Fü

Last week I spent a whole week in France, with both arrival and departure at the Beauvais airport a 90-minute bus ride away from Paris....

Last weekend I was in Paris, the weekend before in London, where I entered this store called „Sandro“ – a designer brand creating the most attractive set of clothing I HAVE EVER SEEN. There’s only one catch: it’s FOCKING expensive, dude. In any case, being able to shop from Sandro goes straight on my vision board. Next week I am either going to write on why I hate working out so much, or explain why I think women deserve to stay at home and chill – I’ll decide once I get back

What would I be doing today, if not wasting my time, scared to feel your sun shine.   I would let the days pass me, and not  see your...

„Lieber Herr Regierungsabgeordneter, wir brauchen die sieben Tage Woche, es bleibt uns kaum noch Zeit!“, wehklagte Dipl. Ing. Mayrhofer...

I regularly contemplate on my life; you know, what’s all of it for. Money? How different I would live my life not having any financial worries? I imagine my phone ringing: Elon Musk is calling me! „Lila, an honor to meet you sir. I found your blog @theaustrianyoumet on IG and needed to call you – had my boys at DOGE hack into the social security system just to get your contact info. Listen… your first poem really resonated with me, which is why I would like to gift you 100 bi

Since the day I have met you I wonder When was it you began meaning so much to me. For my shortcomings, I hope I won’t blame you,...

Let’s play a game. I don’t know yet how to coin it, but it works as follows: I provide you with a hypothetical scenario and you need to...

If  I reincarnate, let me be a crow.  I want to know what it feels like to fly around and still be able to sustain friendships to others;...

Intro Lemme‘ show em‘ ( METRO DROP SOME MORE DIGGAH ) Verse 1 A ring on my baddie ( gorgeus ) How ‘bout I be only her daddy ( the whole day ) Go out and get those flowers ( for roses I pay ) Pull out a ring and marry her ( u know that she slays ) The shit gett’n mackabree ( u meant macabre? ) Treatin‘ her like a real men, petrinent ( pertinent? That’s hard ) Pushin‘ to the end of the mattrec ( mattress, close but fire! ) Spoonin‘ her big time small spawn style ( small spo

“Ich kann mir einfach nicht vorstellen, wie ich auf so viel gleichzeitig achten soll.” murmelte Rochus K. während der Fahrt vor sich her....

I fly, my self is waking up inside me, I get surprised by my highs and, lows don‘t frighten me more than you, get to experience me on your side. To, love and care for you until I die in a, world I scare to leave behind for new, better, and unknown things in your sky, is what I see when I look into your eyes. Baby, please stay by my side.   You, mind my self more than I, accept, all there is inside of my, heart, no matter what emptiness, it takes in my darkest hours and, days